God: I gave you my very Word. Why did you not meditate on it day and night (Psalm 1:2)?
Man: I definitely would have, but you see, I was far too busy.
God: Yet you most days watched multiple hours of television. You gave 9 years of your life to it.
Man: Perhaps, but that was my leisure time. I was so weary and exhausted from life. I think I deserved some rest.
God: You sought rest in vain. Did I not tell you where to find true rest (Matthew 11:28)?